No.: 25
Position: Forward/Back
Nickname(s): Chad, Wick, Chadwick, Cheese
Occupation: Supermarket Manager
AFL Team: Collingwood
Current Supercoach Ranking: 7th (in the Bear Cave competition)
Best value for money Supercoach player in your side?
Hamish Hartlett from Port Adelaide when I got him.
What Club are you coming from?
Kew Rovers
Memory of first Kew FC game?
Kicking a goal with my first kick. Kicked from under the scoreboard
Have you ever been sent off in a game?
Not sent off, i have been reported though.
How is the ankle coming along?
Should be right after the break hopefully. Still not 100%
You have been dubbed one of the hairiest men at the club, how does that sit with you?
I love it! Aaron and I are actually having a competition and will be getting judged officially as to who is the hairiest.
How much money have you put on the Kew Football Club Harp loyalty card?
Only used it once. Maybe 200?
How close are you and Gary Eastwood? Will he perform at your wedding?
Very close. Of course he will be there. The wedding will be held at the harp on a Sunday!
The legend of Chat Watts says that he pissed himself at least year’s ‘lock-in function’ to ensure that the free beer kept flowing. How accurate is this storey?
Didn’t piss himself. Just tried pissing in a bottle cos Normo wouldnt allow me to go for a piss and i was on crutches!
Who or what is Black Elton…?
He is a cult hero. A little black doll that has traveled the world. He will be returning to Melbourne in July after a long stint up in Sydney. People can check out his facebook page for more information.
With the end of season trip looming large in Thailand, who is most likely to get some ladyboy love?
Balmey!
What did you do last Saturday night?
Stayed and drank with the Prahran boys with Baggers and Jocka until about 730 then went to Northcote with Baggers. Finished up at a pub in Collingwood by myself cos i wasnt ready to go home!
