No.: 32
Position: Forward Pocket or Half Back as of recent weeks
Nickname(s): Cat, Sef, Seffa, Pussy, Magic, Choco, Fev
Occupation: Student, Barman
AFL Team: Carlton and Brendan Fevola
Current Supercoach Ranking:
Not sure gave up on it after round 1
Best value for money Supercoach player in your side?
Brendan Fevola
What Club are you coming from?
Old Xavs and Balwyn
Memory of first Kew FC game?
Played in the 2s, there was a lot of hype about my first game and I didn’t let the club down … Dominated, probs had about 30 touches … it was very Chris Judd like.
Have you ever been sent off in a game?
Not that I can recall but I did get reported once after a game for telling an umpire where to go!
What’s the wisest thing someone has ever told you?
“You see how they bounce, that means they are real”
What is your favourite Cat Stevens song?
Don’t know any, I only listen to Michael Jackson … u have to ask Beaser for a cat stevens song
When Fevola left Carlton, did you think “Fuck, what do I do with my number plates now”?
It was a bit awkward at the time, but I still have them on my car now because after his bag of 11 goals yesterday, his making a return to the blues next yr , u heard it here first.
You just turned 22, but you have been shaving since you were 12, what do you put this down to?
Don’t be jealous mate that I pull off the rugged look so well but I would put this down to my exotic ethnic background.
When you look at your opponent on game day, do you think “I could bench press you”?
Yep I do and I do bench a lot, ill let them know about that as well, its actually insulting that the opposition play indiviuals like that on someone who has the strength and freakish ability that I have.
Your internet persona is twice as big as your arms, so, how much do you bicep curl?
When im using a bar I curl 72kg when im using dumbbells I curl 38kg with each arm.
When you go shopping for footy boots, do you think, “I want a subdued colour palette on my boots this year”?
Yes, hence the pink boots … my boots bring people to the footy. Im still waiting for some decent abuse from the opposition, just receiving the usual boring abuse at the moment.
What are your thoughts on being reinvented as a backman? Are you more of a dashing Leon Davis and Chris Yarran type or Dennis Armfield and Kyle Hardingham hack?
I think it shows how well im going that 13 games into the season im being reinvented as a backman … I would see myself as Chris Yarran type, we look similar, built the same, our skills are awesome and we are slick movers, so yes I would say im like Chris Yarran.
You have been known to sing a bit of karaoke in your time; do you put this down to your thriving relationship with Kath Karaoke or your desire for centre stage? What is your favourite song to perform?
I am at my best when im on centre stage but I would put this more to my thriving relationship with Kath, we do get on very well, she is a remarkable woman and has a beautiful voice so everyone should get down to the Harp on a Saturday night and sing a song with the Awesome Kath Karaoke. Favourite song to perform is Billie Jean, brought the house down couple weeks ago When I sang it with Tessa.
Do you think Scotty Norm is worthy of a spot in the forward line? Definitely, the man is a superstar. Put him up forward Beaser or Matty Jack.
What did you do last Saturday night?
Went to Tinetti Junior’s house for a few beers, then went up to the Harp to see Kath Karaoke. That’s all I remember of the night.
